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When your GF blocks u on Facebook…… It's called an electronic divorce :)

If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably UN friend me.

I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)

We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

It’s not true that I had nothing ON….. The radio was ON. :)

I hate when skinny girls say,”omg I’m so fat”. If you are fat does that make me a whale?

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Don’t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but your neighbor ain’t. :)

Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)

Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me. Sincerely Wikipedia

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? …………………….. with Duct Tape :)

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?

FACT: Kissing burns 5.4 calories a minute…… Ummm, wanna work out?

Whatever you do always give 100% ….. Unless you are donating blood :)

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)

I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. :)

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on trees, that’s why we are asking you for it.

I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.

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