Crazy Status for Whatsapp, Short Crazy Quotes, Facebook Messages 2016

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Top 100 best funny WhatsApp status ideas & sayings in hindi & english - hilarious, witty, nasty, nonveg, adult, sarcastic and attitude Whatsapp status.

I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together & I needed you?

Love never dies…only the lover changes. 😛

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & Whatsapp

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My problem is love and ……… My solution is you.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Boys think of girls just like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

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